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you invited all your friends and some co-workers too and pretty everyone cares about you
and your sister flew in from out of town even carl got off so he came down
and you wanted everyone to see your new place but now you're worried about barfing in their face
cause around the 2nd course you were feeling some remorse thinking I why'd I have so many crabcakes?

you are going to spew
and there's nothing you can do!!!

except head for the leu and jump over your cat
dash up the stairs and say hi to matt
round the corner and there is becky
and she grabs your arm and says "you leaving me already?"

and she pulls you in close and her hair smells like flowers
and you look into her eyes and you are powerless
she says I've got a secret and she's looking so fresh
but you say it's gotta wait she knows YOU MEAN BUSINESS!

so you reach the bathroom finally go for it!
but the bathroom is locked who's in the bathroom?!
you'll have to go outside but how will you make it?
you clear the other cat "oh betty please hold on!"

you make it to the kitchen you
get caught by friends they say "hey dave
we were thinking since it's tom's
birthday tuesday we should sing!"

everyone moves in at once
and you are trapped and you must sing
but halfway through accompaniment that you
would care not know a bass rumbling below

You vomit all over your friends and family!
Your boss! Betty! Your Cat! Your other cat!

don't worry dude
things don't always conclude
you'll often find it true
that you get another chance to be you

there's always another party!

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